Straight White Boy Problem #403

straightwhiteboyproblems:

my mom told me to clean my room but, out of defiance, I told her to clean my room and she slammed my bedroom door. Did you not see my ‘Obey’ shirt mom? I expect all my dirty clothes to be in the laundry by the time I go to bed

eenjolras:

when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it

A year ago we stayed up till 3 am talking
And today I don’t know how to even say hey

Time flies (via doperespect)

(Source: esssence)

I gave wrong people the right pieces of me.

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My life story.

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